CoviShield vaccine is more effective if you dance and sing during vaccination

Current clinical research stats show that CoviShield India-produced vaccine effectiveness to resist COVID-19 infection is at 76% rate after shot the first shot and is 81.3% after the second one. But another independent clinical research discovered that the test subjects who were dancing and singing during vaccination got a slighly higher effectiveness rate raised to the level of 82.5%.

— There is a simple explanation to this, — said Jim Oxschitt, the vice president of the Cambridge Medica 9000 research lab. — Any physical activities, especially dancing and singing, lead to your body producing increased amount of Serotonin, a so-called happiness hormone. It's a well-known fact that staying positive just by itself makes your body more resistant to illness of any kind.

There are also unconfirmed rumors that Boston Dynamics (US-based world leader in mobile robotics) is working closely with Pfizer researches on using Spot® as well as other agile mobile robots to perform dancing 24/7 next to the manufacturing line in Kalamazoo, Michigan to gain an even increased efficiently of the Pfizer vaccine.

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